Monday, January 23, 2012

Phonsavan: The Plain of Jars.

Note: there are so many pictures associated with this stop of the trip. Trying to post them here would not work, so I invite you to view the entire Facebook album. This was an awe-inspiring experience, and I hope you will take a minute to look at how beautiful it was. If you cannot access the album, please email me (conradbb@gmail.com) and I'll find a way to get the pictures visible to you (if we're Facebook friends, you should have no problems).

So when I last left off, we checked into our hotel in Phonsavan, and learned that it contained the only elevator in the entire province. We walked down the road to get some dinner, at which time we learned that Phonsavan is FREEZING. It was only fitting then that dinner was noodle soup for all. This was double-fitting, as it was the closest I got to Vietnam for the entire trip, so this was the closest I could get to a pho fix. When we got back, it was time for an early sleep, thanks to the nausea-inducing minibus ride, but not before Gabe booked us a tour guide and van for the Plain of Jars.

If you haven't heard of the Plain of Jars, read about it on Wikipedia.

We set out the next morning around 9:30 AM, after Jesse found his again-missing camera, and after I had to go back to the hotel to get batteries for my newly-dead-batteried camera. We met our guide, and he turned out to be a hilarious Lao dude, who had a passion for...Barry Manilow. Yes, he sand Barry Manilow all day, and we got to listen to it in the car all day. What country were we in, again?

As we arrived at the first Jar Site, I was disappointed to learn that there were many tourist (although this time, it was Lao and foreigners alike). The first site wasn't that memorable, despite being the largest site, and having the largest jar (which I will admit was pretty epic). It was clear that the site was catering to the war-torn recent history, and less towards the beauty of the land. We also walked up a hill to get a view of the jars, and of the valley.

It was a long drive to Jar Site 2, and of course the roads stopped being paved quickly. After stopping at a Whisky Village (locals make "LaoLao" - homemade whisky here), we made it to the second jar site, and had some lunch. I was thrilled to find that there were almost no tourists here - and as I would soon find, we were the only ones there at the time, and had the mystique to ourselves.

After lunch, we hiked up the hill. Jar Site 2 has two parts. The first part was cool, but it was the second part that blew my mind. Words can't really describe what it's like. If you've been to a wonder of the world, I suspect you can relate to how I felt, but I don't know how to describe it. It was only the fear of stepping on a mine that kept me from running down the hills into the endless pastures, and losing myself in it all.

It was a long drive on from there to the third site. We had to walk over the world's sketchiest bridge and then through a farm in order to get to the site.

The third site was unreal. It was like something out of a painting. Beautiful scenery with these mysterious jars, in a patch of trees, surrounded by hillside. I just can't believe how beautiful it was.

Again, to see my Plain of Jars pictures, please visit the Facebook link at the top of the entry. You will not be disappointed.

After we returned to the town, it was time for dinner. We picked another place on the main road, only to find that it had the exact same menu as the place the night before. No matter - we just had more noodle soup, and the world's largest plate of delicious $1 US fried rice.

We then visited the MAG center to learn more about the Secret War. Laos was heavily bombed by the US/CIA after we pulled out of the Vietnam War, and as a result, much of Laos is littered with unexploded ordnance. Phonsavan is one of the most bombed areas. MAG works to free the land of UXO and mines. If you see me wearing my MAG t-shirt, you'll know what it means now :). To put it in perspective, MAG has won a Nobel Peace Prize. Amazing.

An example of what was at one point UXO:



It was time to leave Phonsavan the next morning. But before heading out, we got to walk around town, see the morning food market. At lunch, I finally got to try the "other" Laotian beer - Namkhong. It was pretty good, not really better or worse than the ubiquitous BeerLao.

We caught our ride to the airport, and were dumbfounded by what we saw. The "terminal" was essentially a shack.


The security machine didn't work.


There was one flight out of the airport every three days or so.



With a couple hours to kill, we decided to walk to the food shack next door and have lunch - chicken flavored peanuts (surprisingly good) and BeerLao.


The next couple hours, including the plane flight to Vientiane are rather hazy, but many good laughs were had at the absurdity of this airport. We walked up to a gate to watch our plane land - but seriously, walking onto the tarmac would've been totally easy to do. And thus we traveled on to our last stop in Laos - the capital city of Vientiane.

Monday, January 9, 2012

Luang Prabang Part 2: Around Luang Prabang in half a day

Between the three of us, we slept a combined 35 hours or so after returning from Muang Ngoi. Fortunately we had all gone to bed by 10:00 PM, so this meant we were all set to go explore early in the day still! We walked north until hitting a random bamboo bridge, and crossed it. Some young monks ahead of us took a more hidden path, so we decided to follow them. Soon, we were on a dirt road that appeared to be a part of residential LP. It was clear that at least a few tourists did come this way, though, as there was the occasional fabric store.

After many twists and turns, we stumbled across another restaurant on a random swamp/pond, that looked like it would be a sweet dinner spot. Unfortunately they weren't open for lunch, so we turned around and kept walking. Soon we made it to a paved road, and realized it was the road from the airport to town. So we headed in the direction of town (which is much farther than it sounds). We kept walking for awhile along the side of the road. Jesse got some random street food, but lunch was on the mind. We ended up at a random beer garden on the side of the road. Delicious food was had, although I can't remember the Lao names of the dishes.


From lunch, we kept walking towards town. Gabe stopped to get some knockoff Pocky known as Hockey Sticks. This food is probably the worst thing I have ever eaten. It was like eating stale cardboard, with a hint of fake moldy strawberries. It now occurs to me that we didn't bring any Hockey Sticks with us back to the states for you all to try :)


After we confirmed we were not poisoned by the Hockey Sticks, we approached a car bridge, which appeared to have a pedestrian walkway along the edges. It didn't occur to me until I was a third of the way across the bridge just what exactly Lao bridgework consisted of:


Well, I'm still alive, so I'll consider it a success. Jesse then spent the rest of our money at a stand, so we had to take out some more on the way back to the hotel, which was about another mile down the road. After a bit of a rest, we decided to go backtrack a bit of our first day in LP to try and find Jesse's camera. When we got to our first lunch spot, the owner called her husband, who claimed he did, in fact, have Jesse's camera.

The lady informed us that her husband would be there fairly soon. Gabe and I, ravenous as always, headed over to the market to find a donut. We did in fact find donuts. They tasted like donuts. Craving fulfilled, we walked back to see Jesse OMG SPRING ROLL STAND AND I WALKED RIGHT PAST IT. Fortunately, Gabe noticed it, so we got some fried spring rolls on the way back to meet Jesse. Naturally, we had to go back for more soon after.

The guy arrived at the restaurant soon after we got back, and it was eventually made clear that he did in fact have the camera. I tell this story not to embarass Jesse, but rather to show another example of how incredibly friendly the people were to us in Lao.

Camera in tow, we looked around for a dinner spot. We settled on an upscale, well reviewed Lao place. We were not disappointed by the food, or the Khantoke-like show. The four Khmu (I think, from Southeast Asian music class in university) musicians looked as if they could possibly be four generations of the same family. The food consisted of fresh fruit shakes, a beef stew, laab, papaya salad, and the unequivocal favorite, a pumpkin curry:


Seriously, you will not ever go hungry in Lao. Lao food is phenominal.

After dinner, we headed back to the hotel. It seemed like the trip wouldn't be complete without seeing the Alms Ceremony.

Sure enough, Jesse and I got up at the crack of dawn to witness the tradition. Unfortunately, research suggests that the tradition is more forced in recent times. The monks are required to accept the alms given to them, even if a stupid tourist should decide to give them dirt. The government has threatened to replace monks with laypeople dressed as monks if they should decide to stop. You'll also note that the picture file I borrowed from Wikitravel says "bad tourists". Tourists literally walk up to the monks and take flash pictures. It seemed kind of insulting that what was probably once a wonderful tradition has been degraded into such a spectacle. For what it's worth, we just so happened to stand at almost the same spot from where the picture was taken. It was cool to see the locals give alms, as well as the monks to hand some off to children who were clearly from lesser-off backgrounds.

Jesse was unable to convince either of us to go meet a monk at one of the temples. I wanted a nice relaxing shower before the inevitable vomit-inducing minibus ride looming before us, and was afraid we'd be unable to meet the guy. As it turned out, Jesse may have went to the wrong monestary, as he was unable to locate the guy. I think he later got an email when we were in Manila asking what happened.

But Jesse did stumble upon a wonderful French bakery, and we enjoyed a wonderful baguette along with our breakfast. It was most unfortunate that we did not stumble upon the place sooner, but hey, better late than never, right?

After breakfast, it was time to catch the shuttle to the bus terminal. I was dreading the approaching ride, although I figured the scenery would be amazing. We made it to the terminal, and ended up being relegated to the back three seats of a filled-to-capacity minibus. The saving grace was that it was a slightly newer bus, so the seats were slightly more comfortable.

Armed with 6 baguettes, 3 packages of wafers, and about a gallon of water, we set off for Phonsavan and the Plain of Jars.

I won't say much about the minibus ride beyond the fact that it was in fact vomit-inducing, but was nonstop stunning views for the entire trip. The best picture I can paint is I80 from Auburn to Reno, except the Sierras are replaced by Lao villages (and there is no snow), and you're on a terribly paved two lane highway. Jesse and I actually got to throw a frisbee around at the first rest stop. There were no rest stops the rest of the way, so at one point we just pulled over on the side of the road for a little break, if you catch my drift. At this point we were out of the mountains, and the scenery looked oddly like coming out of the mountains heading North into Central Washington. Gabe concurred on this fact as we dove into some baguette (finally being relieved of carsickness for the moment).

Our bus arrived early into Phonsavan, but I will leave off here for now.